Evangelical conservatives, including Jerry Falwell Jr. and Ralph Reed, have remained loyal to the casino-owning Donald Trump, and now they have been joined in that support by prostitutes at the most famous brothel in Nevada – the Bunny Ranch.Movie Rings (2017)
“The pro-Trump bunnies say that Trump’s support for personal freedoms, entrepreneurial opportunities, and women’s rights, had earned him their backing,” said Dennis Hof, owner of the Bunny Ranch. “They say they feel Trump is very ‘pro-whore,’and his positions are very supportive of prostitution and improving the daily lives of working girls.”
Trump has faced mounting allegations of sexual misconduct this week, but the bunnies say he understands their “frustration with competition from overseas prostitutes” who undercut their rates and “cost American sex workers’ jobs.”
They also take aim at the Secret Service.
“During the Obama administration, U.S. Secret Service agents were even caught visiting overseas brothels on trips abroad, leaving American dollars in foreign hands,” said Hof. “Our conscientious courtesans say when it comes to the prostitution trade, Americans should come first!”
“I’m automatically attracted to beautiful women, I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.” -Donald Trump, 2005
The Bunny Ranch became famous last year when NBA star Lamar Odom was found unconscious after spending more than $75,000 for several days with two prostitutes.
Besides the trade issue, the girls at the Bunny Ranch strongly support Trump’s idea to build a wall on the Mexican border.
“Whether that barrier is made of concrete or latex,” said Hof, “the ladies of the Bunny Ranch reprise the immortal words of Ronald Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev when they sing in unison, ‘Mr. Trump, build that wall!’”
Actually, Reagan told Gorbachev to “tear down that wall.” But does it really matter?
Trump’s poll numbers with women voters have dropped 11 points, according to a Fox News poll, since he was heard on tape making lewd comments about kissing women without their permission, and grabbing them by their private parts.