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Former Big Brother contestant Nick Uhas, and Super Fan Jim Heath, pick the four greatest players to put on the Big Brother Mount Rushmore!

Jim: Hey, Nick!

Nick: Hey, Jim! Let’s roll!

Jim: Alright! Derrick ran the table in Season 16 and he would be my #1 BB player of all time

Nick: I will have to agree with you on this one. They guy was NEVER on the block…not ONCE!!! He would have played a literal perfect game if the jury vote was unanimous…but who cares really…A win is a win!

Jim: So… now we have to carve out the new Big Brother Mount Rushmore!!! Maybe we could build it above the Hollywood sign?!

Nick: Lol, ironically the Hollywood sign faces the opposite direction from where the Big Brother house is located. So I think we should have this gigantic natural monument face the San Fernando Valley on the Burbank side of the Hollywood Hills.

Jim: Okay, on this Mount Rushmore we can only choose four, and we won’t include who we think will win this season.

Nick: There a lot of qualified candidates, although the Hollywood Hills are only so big. Per chance we could dedicate some rivers and lakes after some notable mentions. Lake Schroder? The Terry River?

Jim: haha or the Froot Loop Dingus International Airport!

Okay… so here’s the list of champs. We need four to make our new Mount Rushmore!

 

  • Big Brother 1 Eddie McGee (public vote)
  • BB2 Will Kirby 5-2
  • BB3 Lisa Donahue 9-1
  • BB4 Jun Song 6-1
  • BB5 Drew Daniel 4-3
  • BB6 Maggie Ausburn 4-3
  • BB7: Mike “Boogie” Malin 6-1 (All Stars)
  • BB8 “Evel” Dick Donato 5-2
  • BB9 Adam Jasinski 6-1
  • BB10 Dan Gheesling 7-0
  • BB11 Jordan Lloyd 5-2
  • BB12 Hayden Moss 4-3
  • BB13 Rachel Reilly 4-3
  • BB14 Ian Terry 6-1
  • BB15 Andy Herren 7-2
  • BB16 Derrick Levasseur 7-2
  • BB17 Steve Moses 6-3
  • BB18 Nicole Franzel 5-4
  • BB19 Josh Martinez 5-4
  • BB20 Kaycee Clark 5-4

 

Jim: Remember… we can pick only four for our monument!

Can we agree that Derrick, Dan and Will are non-negotiable?

 

 

Nick: Yes they are non-negotiable!!

Jim: That was easy!! Let’s get the stone sculptor up on that mountain!

 

  • Big Brother 1 Eddie McGee (public vote)
  • BB2 Will Kirby 5-2
  • BB3 Lisa Donahue 9-1
  • BB4 Jun Song 6-1
  • BB5 Drew Daniel 4-3
  • BB6 Maggie Ausburn 4-3
  • BB7: Mike “Boogie” Malin 6-1 (All Stars)
  • BB8 “Evel” Dick Donato 5-2
  • BB9 Adam Jasinski 6-1
  • BB10 Dan Gheesling 7-0
  • BB11 Jordan Lloyd 5-2
  • BB12 Hayden Moss 4-3
  • BB13 Rachel Reilly 4-3
  • BB14 Ian Terry 6-1
  • BB15 Andy Herren 7-2
  • BB16 Derrick Levasseur 7-2
  • BB17 Steve Moses 6-3
  • BB18 Nicole Franzel 5-4
  • BB19 Josh Martinez 5-4
  • BB20 Kaycee Clark 5-4

 

Jim: But…. the fourth spot.. this is tricky. One could say Eddie McGee should be up there because he was the first winner… but that season was so different than all the others.

Nick: It’s such a gnarly show, completely different…like living on a submarine. In the case of needing a forefather I’d agree with you in this one.

Jim: But Eddie has said in interviews he could not have won any other season after the rules of the game changed. So if he’s out I think a real case can be made for Ian, Rachel, Evel, Lisa and Boogie.

Nick: Mike won a season of All-Stars so he’s number one pick here (and since you left only one spot open for this BB triumphant Mountain of Manipulation…I’ll stay with Boogie)

Jim: Boogie was Will’s wingman and then he won All-Stars. That’s impressive!

Nick: I would only exchange a Mike for a Rachel. She was up against all odds and was truly hated by most of the house…and STILL managed to win!

Jim: Oh boy. Not sure I can put her game in the top four. I also liked Drew’s season (he’s a fellow Ohioan) and Evel made for an interesting season – although that type of game play is tough to endorse. But I keep thinking that Ian manipulated Mike in his season and got him out of the house in an awesome historic blindside!!

Nick: Ian would be the only one out of that list I would consider as a replacement for Rachel. A true super fan and perhaps the most mathematically calculated out of all of the winners.

Jim: I really appreciated Kaycee’s win too. She proved that you can be the opposite of Evel Dick and be the champion!

Okay, maybe it would help if we can agree who to eliminate. No Andy or Adam or Maggie or Hayden or Nicole up there for sure.

Nick: Man that’s tough, because let’s face it winning Big Brother is no easy task! No matter what it’s a feat.

Jim: Unless you float to the end, c’mon! But I hear you.

So it looks like for the final spot we are down to Ian, Rachel or Boogie.

Nick: Since I only really have one slot open to choose… I will go with Mike Boogie Malin to fill the open space!

Jim: Agreed! The winner of an All Star season must be up there!

Nick: Will, Dan, Derrick, and Mike Boogie Malin!

 

  • Big Brother 1 Eddie McGee (public vote)
  • BB2 Will Kirby 5-2
  • BB3 Lisa Donahue 9-1
  • BB4 Jun Song 6-1
  • BB5 Drew Daniel 4-3
  • BB6 Maggie Ausburn 4-3
  • BB7: Mike “Boogie” Malin 6-1 (All Stars)
  • BB8 “Evel” Dick Donato 5-2
  • BB9 Adam Jasinski 6-1
  • BB10 Dan Gheesling 7-0
  • BB11 Jordan Lloyd 5-2
  • BB12 Hayden Moss 4-3
  • BB13 Rachel Reilly 4-3
  • BB14 Ian Terry 6-1
  • BB15 Andy Herren 7-2
  • BB16 Derrick Levasseur 7-2
  • BB17 Steve Moses 6-3
  • BB18 Nicole Franzel 5-4
  • BB19 Josh Martinez 5-4
  • BB20 Kaycee Clark 5-4

 

Jim: Let the construction begin!

Nick: The real cool part about this is that if it were big enough and placed on the valley side of the HollyWood Hills you could actually see it from the Big Brother Back Yard… a constant reminder of the past BB presidents!

 

 

Jim: Maybe we’ll take another look at this after the season finale of BB21!

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